Fubpiblidparkdudmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever aardvark.

Fubpiblidparkdudmid created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fubpiblidparkdudmid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubpiblidparkdudmid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fubpiblidparkdudmid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fubpiblidparkdudmid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubpiblidparkdudmid.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.