Hunbamdin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, weak cow.

Hunbamdin created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbamdin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunbamdin, it will turn you into a goat.

Hunbamdin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hunbamdin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Never eat green fruit.