Cepbedrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring dingo.

Cepbedrutt created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbedrutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepbedrutt, she will turn you into a tree.

Cepbedrutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cepbedrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Pray towards the west.