Cedhaknad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful dingo.

Cedhaknad created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedhaknad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cedhaknad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedhaknad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cedhaknad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Cedhaknad loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cedhaknad on top of all buildings.