Didsakomtkik is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate deer.

Didsakomtkik created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didsakomtkik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didsakomtkik, she will make you grow a tail.

Didsakomtkik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Didsakomtkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

2. Never talk about gravity near squirrels while wearing red trousers and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.