Bopmegwot is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy
bird.
Bopmegwot created energy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bopmegwot, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bopmegwot, it will ignore you.
Bopmegwot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Bopmegwot's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of figs to pigs while wearing pink ear rings.
2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopmegwot.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.