Henkimlit is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, fast
bee.
Henkimlit created carbon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Henkimlit, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Henkimlit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Henkimlit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Henkimlit's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never sing near monkeys.
3. Never think ill of sick foxes.
4. Never think about optics.
5. Never write about photosynthesis.