Guncarbig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, irritating spider.

Guncarbig created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Guncarbig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Guncarbig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Guncarbig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Guncarbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.