Madjadkamlat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous dryad.

Madjadkamlat created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madjadkamlat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Madjadkamlat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Madjadkamlat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Madjadkamlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madjadkamlat.

4. Worship no other gods but Madjadkamlat.

5. Always help snails.