Yarpbopcid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yarpbopcid created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbopcid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarpbopcid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarpbopcid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yarpbopcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Yarpbopcid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpbopcid.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.