Bapfadstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish walrus.

Bapfadstik created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bapfadstik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapfadstik, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bapfadstik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bapfadstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.