Fethunhap Bat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless rhinoceros.

Fethunhap Bat created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fethunhap Bat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fethunhap Bat, she will destroy your home planet.

Fethunhap Bat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fethunhap Bat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.