Butfitcut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent faun.

Butfitcut created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfitcut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butfitcut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Butfitcut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Butfitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Butfitcut on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.