Gutyammif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humane snake.

Gutyammif created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutyammif, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gutyammif, he will torture you forever.

Gutyammif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gutyammif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gutyammif on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Hide from fawn mice for they are unholy.

4. You must love Gutyammif.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.