Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet alligator.

Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Gidfligbep Xuckfagrut on top of important buildings.