Vidbamquat Sisjen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able frog.

Vidbamquat Sisjen created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbamquat Sisjen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidbamquat Sisjen, she will turn you into a snail.

Vidbamquat Sisjen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vidbamquat Sisjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. You must love Vidbamquat Sisjen.

5. Do not speak about onions.