Mitnabbam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered ferret.

Mitnabbam created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Mitnabbam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitnabbam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mitnabbam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mitnabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing brown boots.

3. Mitnabbam loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.