Mobfitpop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient monkey.

Mobfitpop created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfitpop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobfitpop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Mobfitpop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mobfitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Never eat bark.