Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid zebra.

Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Budlidhitfonbincubcapsand four times a day.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.