Zedhubtom Pogbumpib is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty
mongoose.
Zedhubtom Pogbumpib created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Zedhubtom Pogbumpib, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Zedhubtom Pogbumpib, she will turn you into a snail.
Zedhubtom Pogbumpib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Zedhubtom Pogbumpib's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. You must never eat garlic.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Hide if six snails approach from the west.
5. Zedhubtom Pogbumpib loves sheep, so they must be respected.