Zigfitwegdisspid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent dove.

Zigfitwegdisspid created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zigfitwegdisspid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zigfitwegdisspid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zigfitwegdisspid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zigfitwegdisspid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Zigfitwegdisspid loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing coats.