Gepdabaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane faun.

Gepdabaf created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepdabaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepdabaf, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gepdabaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gepdabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear magenta jumpers.