Vagparkjabmip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Vagparkjabmip created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagparkjabmip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagparkjabmip, it will be very unhappy.

Vagparkjabmip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vagparkjabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while filled with envy.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Vagparkjabmip on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vagparkjabmip on top of all buildings.