Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent shark.

Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut, she will remove you from existence.

Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Butgetkapbog Yarphabbut Babdandut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your back blue.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.