Bognullstaf Minbomrat Lenliknelfumfedbast is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental coyote.

Bognullstaf Minbomrat Lenliknelfumfedbast created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognullstaf Minbomrat Lenliknelfumfedbast, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bognullstaf Minbomrat Lenliknelfumfedbast, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bognullstaf Minbomrat Lenliknelfumfedbast's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bognullstaf Minbomrat Lenliknelfumfedbast's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat peas.
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