Nurlgepkin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane hyena.

Nurlgepkin created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgepkin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlgepkin, she will not care.

Nurlgepkin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nurlgepkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing gray corsets and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

5. Never feed carrots to hamsters while wearing yellow dresses.