Dognabwab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Dognabwab created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dognabwab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dognabwab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dognabwab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dognabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never feed peanuts to monkeys while wearing fawn hats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.