Cattapvil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind weasel.

Cattapvil created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattapvil, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cattapvil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cattapvil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cattapvil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing trousers.

5. Do not place melons upon stone.