Wiplinjon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional otter.

Wiplinjon created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wiplinjon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wiplinjon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wiplinjon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wiplinjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Worship no other gods but Wiplinjon.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never paint your hands green.