Migtipstan Weelinmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical swallow.

Migtipstan Weelinmis created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Migtipstan Weelinmis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migtipstan Weelinmis, he will turn you into a frog.

Migtipstan Weelinmis' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Migtipstan Weelinmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.