Bogdumsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong manatee.

Bogdumsom created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdumsom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogdumsom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bogdumsom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bogdumsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed grapes to manatees while wearing turquoise rings.

5. Never talk about seals.