Donyattlan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic crab.

Donyattlan created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donyattlan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Donyattlan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Donyattlan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Donyattlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not chop down trees.