Gatcamcemmityoggat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart grasshopper.

Gatcamcemmityoggat created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatcamcemmityoggat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gatcamcemmityoggat, she will turn you into a slug.

Gatcamcemmityoggat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gatcamcemmityoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatcamcemmityoggat.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.