Venhugbag Tikfossgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent raven.

Venhugbag Tikfossgud created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Venhugbag Tikfossgud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Venhugbag Tikfossgud, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Venhugbag Tikfossgud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Venhugbag Tikfossgud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Venhugbag Tikfossgud.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not listen to music.