Hunveenraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid squid.

Hunveenraw created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunveenraw, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunveenraw, it will turn you into a worm.

Hunveenraw's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hunveenraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head violet.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.