Cubjipnadkad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humane dragonfly.

Cubjipnadkad created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cubjipnadkad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cubjipnadkad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cubjipnadkad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cubjipnadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your feet.