Nillpoddog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, boastful squid.

Nillpoddog created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillpoddog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillpoddog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nillpoddog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nillpoddog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear blue ear rings.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.