Cedcanbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic troll.

Cedcanbap created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedcanbap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cedcanbap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cedcanbap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cedcanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Cedcanbap loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.