Bannuttab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty bat.

Bannuttab created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Bannuttab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bannuttab, it will manifest in front of you.

Bannuttab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bannuttab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Always help squirrels in need.