Cussrowwab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent fly.

Cussrowwab created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cussrowwab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cussrowwab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussrowwab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cussrowwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not chop down trees.