Queegtaghan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive lobster.

Queegtaghan created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Queegtaghan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Queegtaghan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Queegtaghan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Queegtaghan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Hide if seven horses approach from the east.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegtaghan.