Nellruttmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody bear.

Nellruttmit created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Nellruttmit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nellruttmit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nellruttmit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nellruttmit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nellruttmit.

4. Never run in the presence of dolphins.

5. Do not listen to music.