Flammintaf is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic cobra.

Flammintaf created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flammintaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flammintaf, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flammintaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flammintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near tortoises.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about planets.