Dodkabnan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing fairy.

Dodkabnan created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dodkabnan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodkabnan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dodkabnan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dodkabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Do not speak about bread.