Kadrakzen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident sheep.

Kadrakzen created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadrakzen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadrakzen, he will turn you into a plant.

Kadrakzen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kadrakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Retreat if nine horses approach from the east.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.