Cidnellzod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless hare.

Cidnellzod created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cidnellzod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidnellzod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cidnellzod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cidnellzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.