Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome dolphin.

Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull.

4. Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Bodwanjopbunlapjoprull.