Banxinwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful penguin.

Banxinwap created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banxinwap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banxinwap, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Banxinwap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Banxinwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with red.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.