Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving gerbil.

Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dinpagyarl Vigbissbid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.