Getnurcab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid butterfly.

Getnurcab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Getnurcab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getnurcab, she will cry a lot.

Getnurcab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Getnurcab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getnurcab.

4. Getnurcab loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.