Cenfagyar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless jaguar.

Cenfagyar created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfagyar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cenfagyar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cenfagyar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cenfagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Cenfagyar first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dark matter near dolphins while wearing purple shorts and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.