Candonrull is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart chicken.

Candonrull created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Candonrull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Candonrull, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Candonrull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Candonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Candonrull's priests.

2. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.