Zogrowfit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient dragon.

Zogrowfit created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogrowfit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zogrowfit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Zogrowfit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zogrowfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. You must pray to Zogrowfit six times a day.