Vongondad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical faun.

Vongondad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vongondad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vongondad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vongondad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vongondad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.