Naknilmil is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic gerbil.

Naknilmil created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naknilmil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Naknilmil, she will send minions to preach to you.

Naknilmil's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Naknilmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near seals while wearing brown coats and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Naknilmil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Naknilmil on top of important buildings.