Cussloopdin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful gnu.

Cussloopdin created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussloopdin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cussloopdin, he will think nothing of it.

Cussloopdin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cussloopdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Never run in the presence of voles.