Narcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind hydra.

Narcab created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Narcab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narcab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Narcab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Narcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shirts on sacred days.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Heed all signs.