Lidcenflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent dingo.

Lidcenflow created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcenflow, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidcenflow, it will turn you into a mole.

Lidcenflow's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lidcenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lidcenflow on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if five goats approach from the east.