Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional mouse.

Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan, he will turn you into a frog.

Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never go into white rooms.