Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional
mouse
.
Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan
created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan
, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan
, he will turn you into a frog.
Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan's
most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenmotflablopjiplargyardan.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never go into white rooms.
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